Anonymous said:YO HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO PAY YOU TO COME AND YELL AT ALL MY RACIST AS FUCK COUSINS
If I ever do like a kickstarter, I’ll make this one of the premiums.
Anonymous said:Yo, tonight my 7-year-old said, "Racism is bad. If I heard someone say something racist, I would say to them, 'Oh, excuse me! That is racist.'" Makes me feel like I am raising him up right.
He could tell people to fuck off too, in this instance.
Anonymous said:It seems like the only legit excuse for being a Republican is because you can't hear or see anything with your head jammed that far up your ass, but you know that lower taxes might finally allow you to pay for that headasserectomy.
Universal healthcare would too.
Anonymous said:The only people mad at you for speaking the truth are those living a lie.
And Beatles fans, but I guess they’re living a lie about how The Beatles are good.
Anonymous said:My cat is dumb as shit and it manages not to be racist.
Yo racists, you are flat out stupider than this motherfucker’s CAT!
thupple said:Listen up, beneficiaries of white privilege, and you may learn something here. If the truth makes you feel uncomfortable, don't defend yourself from it; embrace it. The truth will set us all free.
Actually, if the truth finally cages up some racists, that would be OK.
Anonymous said:Hey, I paged you 911 and you didn't call me! I had an emergency racism question.
It’s not a hotline, fool. Plus, had to get a new battery for the Motorola.